Aww! Thay'o dancing. That means thay'o mawied.

Kid age 4~  *coloring Cinderella and Prince charming * Why do boys have to dance wif giwls?

Me~ Umm

Kid~ Oh yeah. So they can get mawied. My dad was a pwince befoe, but aftoe that he got tuoned into my dad.

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Kid~ This is the best day evoe. 

Me~ Why?

Kid~ Cause, painting naows!

I now have half my toenails and most of a foot painted hot pink by a four year old.