Potty training

Me~ Did you go in your pants?
2 year old~ No
Me~ Are you telling the truth?
2 year old~ No
Me~ Did you go in your pants? Tell the truth. Do you know what that means?
2 year old~ Umm, no.
Me~ You did, so say,"Yes I did." Did you go in your pants?
2 year old~ Yes I did.

We're learning.

At dinner... yeah.

5 year old~ What are our ears made of again?
4 year old~ carrotage.
Me~ Close, it's actually cartilage. Why?
5 year old~ I just ate some of that on my chicken. I also like the inside of the bones.
2 year old~ *yelling* MOMMY SAID, DON'T EAT DA BONES!
4 year old~ the skin is the only yummiest part.
Me~ Ok

Makeup

4 year old~ Auntie Grace, what are you doing?
Me~ Putting on a little makeup.
4 year old~ What does it do?
Me~ ---
Hmmm

2 year old~ Addie Gwace, whas dat on youi eyes?

Apparently I over did it.